My HOI Candle!

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Hey Kittens!

As you know I am obsessed with the store House of Intuition here in LA. I love all their products, especially the altar candles. My girl crush Lea Michelle is also a big fan!

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I’m honored to have been able to collaborate with them on a candle made especially for my Kittens! It’s called “The Light of Love” candle & has an affirmation on the front label to say to yourself everyday to remind you that you deserve the highest frequency of love.

The candles are great to put on your altar or bedside table. The candles are scented & dressed with crystals inside so once you burn down your candle all the way you have new rock babies waiting for you to keep!

If you purchase I’ll also be adding an extra crystal to your package as a bonus!

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The price of the candle is $24.95 tax,s&h included!

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You had me at “skinny”

scHey Kittens!

This weeks podcast is with the gorgeous,genius behind lifestyle brand “The Skinny Confidential” blog & podcast Lauryn Everts. We talk about her being catfished to a Gone Girl/Swim Fan level, how she met her equally gorgeous husband Michael Bosstick in middle school,her favorite beauty product for your skin (it’s under $20) & about the first date I was going on as soon as we were done recording with one of her best friends Taylor-who was also in the room while we were recording & talking about him. Not awkward at all.

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Go listen & make sure you go subscribe to their podcast “The Skinny Confidential Him & Her podcast” & go to The Skinny Confidential  for everything you need to make your life more fabulous in beauty,health,business,dating-seriously she’s like Niel Patrick Harris she does it all.

Also check out her phone case line on Casetify! I have the “If you’re a rich man DM me” & it’s honestly my favorite case I’ve ever had. Not just because it’s using power of the secret to attract what I want, but it’s shatter proof & easy to get on & off so you don’t mess up your nails.

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New Year,New Crystal Kit

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Hi Kittens!

The new crystal kit is here! My personal healer Naha Armady is my podcast guest & I can honestly say that she’s changed my life & my body.She’s a crystal healer,tarot card reader & teacher at the #1 spiritual store in Los Angeles & my personal favorite House of Intuition.

She has been featured in magazines, on Grace Helbigs show on E! & most recently she was a guest on the show The Doctors with Mrs. Guniea pig herself, Heather Dubrow.

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Naha tells us all about the 6 crystals included in the kit & how to work with them. They are the perfect collection to start your year off with divine health,wealth & happiness!

Follow Naha on Instagram- Naha99

Please check out her YouTube channel where she has amazing videos to learn from & you can actually see her work.

You can also go to House of Intuition to purchase items from the website. Lea Michele did an interview with InStyle talking about her favorite bath essentials & all were from HOI you can read the article here & see her favorite products.

I SHIP TO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!

This crystal kit is all new stones but the first kit is still available for purchase. If you purchase both at the same time for $33(so you’ll get $5 off) You can purchase the combo here


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For international shipping it will be $37 for both to cover shipping. For international orders of both kits click here


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No kit goes out without the approval of Tuxedo, so you are guaranteed to have the best vibes!

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The crystals in the New Year kit include:

Amethyst-one of the most effective crystals for healing people,transmutes lower vibrations to higher frequencies, transforming negative energy to love energy. Amethyst connects the physical plane with higher realm, making it a good choice when meditating.

Citrine-attracts professional success & wealth. It has been called “the merchant’s stone”, and can be placed in a cash box or drawer, or in the far-left corner, or “wealth corner”, of the home, to attract abundance., cleanses, and energizes. Highly protective, heightens self-discipline and willpower

Aventurine-very soothing, and is recommended for working through unresolved emotional issues.All around healing stone with benefits for the lungs, liver, sinuses, and heart.Releases energy blockages.

Tigers Eye-great for confidence, raise vibrations,while also connecting these higher energies to the lower Chakras, keeping you feeling in balance and connected when working with higher goals

Clear Quartz Point-“Stone of Power” and can help to amplify any energy or intention, great for activating other crystals

and the one I’m excited for you to get most of all…..

Peacock Ore-stone of happiness and joy, aligns all chakras & it is said to turn you in positive directions, and help channel happiness to others; generally a stone of uplifting

You can purchase the New Year Manifestation kit for  $19.00 including S&H! It comes with a mesh bag to hold your crystals to take with you as well as a piece of paper detailing every crystal & how to work with it.

order before February 1st & I will include a stick of palo santo! Palo Santo is great to burn & cleanse your space with!

Remember, I’m a single cat mom of three. I’m doing my best to keep them off the streets & addicted to cat nip. Help me start a college fund for Tuxedo,Weezy & Hefferson!


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For international orders it is $23 for international orders click here


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This pussy grabs back!

Kittens,

We will not let Satans’ cheeto covered scrotum win! If you’re in Los Angeles join me,my mom Nancy & frequent podcast guest Meagan at the Million Woman March! Come march next to us & I will give you a free shirt!

January 21, 2017 • 9:00 AM
Pershing Square
5th Street and West Hill Street
Los Angeles, CA 90013

If you don’t live in LA, find your local march & get involved! Click here to find all of the events happening in your state so you can find the closest one to you!

You can also buy the shirt for $24.95 including S&H.

The shirts are available for pre order & will be shipped out Friday!

$24.95 including shipping & handling! I will also include a stick of palo santo to add to your good karma!

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Mariah Carey-eeek

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Happy New Year Kittens!

On the first Adderall and Compliments of 2017 I had to give you Stassi Schroeder! We talk about how 2017 will be the year of Annabelle, we defend Hillary Duff, we talk about where Stassi’s family kept in their freezer, how the Never Ending Story scarred her for life & we play you the best Mariah Carey audio you will ever hear & no I’m not talking about that New Years performance, this is even better! Go listen,subscribe & rate it 5 stars like I’m an Uber driver who didn’t try to talk to you!

 

The Best Chrismukka Gift Ever

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Hi Kittens!

Whoever said the best things in life are free obviously hasn’t seen my signature necklace lovingly named after my food. I’ve worn my necklace everyday for the past 4 months & have never taken it off, so you can imagine how many showers & spray tans it’s had to endure and it still hasn’t lost any of its shine or color!

I swear to God aka Andy Cohen that I have never received more compliments on a piece of jewelry than I have with this necklace. It’s a great conversation starter! At least twice a week a stranger will comment asking where I bought it and now I have an answer for them!

The necklace is gold-plated sterling silver with a 16 inch oval link chain & spring clasp.

They are all packed & ready to go to their new fashionable owners!

Including shipping & handling they are $45  all the proceeds go to helping a wonderful cause, ME! A single cat mom of 3 trying to make their Christmas special so they don’t turn to selling catnip on the streets.


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In hell with Lea Michele

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Hi Kittens,

New podcast is up! I tell my story of my horrible run in with Lea Michele last week that will give you second hand embarrassment, we do our dream Fantasy Island with the Real Housewives, we talk Skanksgiving dinner & Meagan has an intervention with me. Go listen to make yourself feel better about your own life!  Listen here

XOXO

Get addicted to Crystal Meth(od Healing)

Hi Kittens!

You have asked for it & here it is. I have all the top 5 crystals Kylie Jenner’s crystal healer Katie Manzella recommended on the crystal healing podcast! The crystal kit comes with a

-Selenite Stick-can be used to dispel negativity, both on an emotional and an etheric level. This makes it a good stone for protection.This is the crystal they feature in the video above with Kylie. I use it to clear myself at the end of the day, I also sleep with one under my pillow & have them in the window of my apartment because they’re so protective. They also charge your other crystals!

-Blue Lace Agate-has a stimulating, positive effect on emotions and attitude. It is a stone  of encouragement and support. Its circular flowing energy calms, uplifts and elevates.Blue Lace Agate is a stone of communication, helping those who have difficulty being heard by others, or who need confidence and articulation to share their truths. It provides clarity of thought and unwavering intent in regards to what matters most.

-Black Tourmaline- is the best stone for protection against negative energy of all kinds, as well as being a strong spiritual grounding stone. They will help you to let go of negativity,stress and self doubts or any feelings of anxiety or negativity of any kind as well as protecting you from the energy vampires in your life. I also have a piece in my car with me at all times for protection.

-Blue Kyanite- has the ability to bring all of the chakras into alignment. Their energy will open the throat chakra, creating better communication and self expression. Kyanite helps overcome a victim or fatalistic mentality, and the resignation of oneself to the recurring emotional patterns that create blockages in the energetic field. Kyanite can bridge the connection to those patterns and quickly create new energy flow and a shift in one’s perception to the world. It assists one in remaining functional in extreme situations, promotes a more logical way of thinking, and encourages resolute action.

-Rose Quartz-It is known as the ‘love stone’ as the message it emits is the strong vibration of unconditional love, joy, warmth and healing. It has a powerful effect to aid your emotional healing & helps heal relationship problems.Rose Quartz is also a stone whose powerful love will resonate to the whole body and heal all chakras.  Rose Quartz comforts and heals any wounds the heart has suffered, penetrating the inner chambers of the Heart Chakra where emotional experiences are recorded and stored. It dissolves the sorrows, worries, fears and resentments suppressing the heart’s ability to give and receive love, and replaces it with healing, comfort and inner nourishment.

and I am adding a bonus crystal for you because you’re my Kitten & I love you! The crystal kit comes with 6 crystals that have been saged,charged & are ready to go to their new homes. The kit is only $15 plus S&H! Tuxedo,Weezy,Jefferson & I can’t wait to send them to you!


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xoxo

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Kim,Lindsay & Mannabelle

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In this weeks podcast of Adderall and Compliments, my best friend Meagan Grainger & I talk about the terror attack on Kim Kardashian overshadowing Lindsay Lohan, how I went from being called Mannabelle & weighing 199lbs in middle school to being a plastic who drove a pink hummer in high school, my failed attempt at Bumble & Meagan reads us chapter 3 of her erotica about John Stamos. Go to iTunes & SoundCloud to subscribe & rate it 5 stars, validation is like oxygen to me, I need it to stay alive!

New episode is here

I love you for listening!

XOXO

A.

RIP Brangelina 2005-2016

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Hi Kittens,

This week my heart weighed heavy under my breast implant, I don’t know who is sadder about this breakup, me or all the orphans that lost their chance to join this family. I think it’s me.

My bf/hump story author Meagan Grainger & I talk about this national tragedy, our failed attempt at flirting this past weekend, Groupon debt & Craigslist beauty procedures all in this weeks episode of Adderall and Compliments podcast! Please go subscribe & rate it 5 stars on iTunes, between this breakup & breaking up with my therapist I’m very vulnerable right now & need triple the validation!

I love you for listening!

xoxo

A.